Frank Garon's Christmas Story
By: Dave Cole

Twas the night before Christmas
and out on the Web.....
all the marketers were stirring,
because Frank Garon had said.....

The newsletter editors weren't going to bed,
cause visions of dollar bills danced in their heads.
Uncle Frankie had said, on this cold, cold nite,
that the Internet fairy soon would a-lite

What was this new thing, this gimmick, this new bet?
That was moving so swiftly across the big Internet,
let's all make money, came a flash across the screen,
I in my pajamas, jumped up quickly to join his new team.

We'll all make millions, just watch and see!
I hollered and hooted, and then slapped my own knee.
This is it, this must be the one!
I'll be rich with the rising, of the noon sun.

Even though it was Christmas Eve, with presents to wrap,
all I could do was take a very short nap.
I was too excited, my pleasure turned to glee,
when I soon discovered, my dog had more fleas.

Then what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a news flash and pop up that brought me a tear.
Uncle Frankie was moving with a tremendously fast speed,
to reach all his cronies that he thought in need.

More rapid than eagles his cronies they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
Now Marlon, now Terry, now Big Al, now Michael,
Come ProStep, and Pre Paid, and even Success Arsenal.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
He filled all the floppies; then turned with a jerk.
And presents he brought, more than you could come near,
e-books and CD's, free downloads and even free beer.

Leads, leads and even more leads, when would it stop?
Frankie was doing it, he even brought us cold pop.
Autoresponders, web hosting, listservers and more,
there was oh so very much, he got stuck in the door.

My hard drive soon filled with a huff and a puff....
as Uncle Frankie stood by, strutting his stuff.
Then off he soon went, to the top of the wall,
delete away, delete away, delete away all.

And off into the sunset he and his pals they did ride,
with his web links full of goodies, none did he hide.
And then in a twinkling, I heard him say out loud,
make money this Christmas, thanks for of my crowd.

Dave Cole
Prosperity: The Choice Is Yours
Copyright 2005

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